Republicans in 2012

And we really believe in small government this time, we swear... even though when we were in charge we wiretapped American citizens without warrants, increased defense spending, don't believe women should have control over their own bodies, want to legislate our religions views while telling others that they cant practice theirs.

We want to lower taxes! For the rich, we're perfectly willing to eliminate tax cuts for seniors and the middle class to pay for those tax cuts.

We want to cut spending... except for abstinence only education and Defense.

We work for you... ha ha ha ha ha, sorry we couldn't say that with a straight face.

Seriously if you vote for Republican candidates come November you might as well just bend over and let your corporate masters fuck you in the ass.

(NO I'm not a registered Democrat, I'm an American; I love this country and believe it has the potential to be the greatest civilization on Earth if we are willing to sacrifice for the sake of its future.)